It's our milestone 50th episode, and as our gift to you, it's three whole minutes shorter than one hour! To celebrate, we're dropping some Lore in the episode description: did you know that the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was actually originally called "Vampires in Love", and was written for a musical version of Nosferatu? Also, can we revive that production with about 2000 more live rats, please? For Richie's review of Nosferatu (2024), Jordan's near-death experience with the god of the sea, and everyone's favorite college football bowl game (and more), tune in to the special fiftieth edition of the One Hour, One Brain Cell podcast!

0:00-4:07 Show Open

4:07-11:33 Recapping Our Swiftmas

11:33-22:01 Being Waterboarded by Poseidon Himself

22:01-29:44 Nosferatu’s Rat Castle

29:44-35:44 Vampires or Zombies?

35:44-39:18 Finding Charli XCX’s Letterboxd

39:18-44:52 The Best Game in College Football: The Pop-Tarts Bowl

44:52-49:38 Yet Another Madame Web Mention

49:38-57:18 Jordan Becomes the Elden Lord (Maidenless)