The Duo reach deep into the Old Man Chamber of Secrets and reveal what makes them weep on the holiday season, and how they secretly believe their kids are hatching diabolical schemes to thwart them. Also, hear their completely outdated takes on the Super World Soccer Bowl Contest Competition going on and why all their hopes have been crushed. Also, they wax nostalgic on their favorite gifts from Christmas Past until Ryan brings the room down with his sad wishlist for this year…