What do PT Barnum's performer General Tom Thumb, Elvis's manager Colonel Tom Park, and wrestler turned cartoon character Sargent Slaughter have in common?

00:53 General Tom Thumb

08:58 Colonel Tom Parker

25:34 Sargent Slaughter

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