Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

This week against her better judgment, Hannah reveals her less-than-savory thoughts on Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, but first, she recounts the harrowing tale of yet ANOTHER brush with public diarrhea, delivers a conflict-related therapy unlock that will change your life, and shares her honest (and hornty!!!) review of The Love Hypothesis movie adaptation. Charli fans, enjoy the ride. Swifties: you've been warned.

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HAPPY NOT ASPIRATIONAL WEDNESDAY, CUTIES! In this week's episode, Hannah recaps her shockingly life-changing trip to Orlando, tells the harrowing tale of her recent bowling excursion, and gives some confusing but hopefully helpful advice on how to push through hard days. Honestly, she's not sure wtf she said, so either you're welcome or sorry in advance!

HAPPY WELLNESS CHECK WEDNESDAY! This week, Hannah is answering your burning listener questions and (as per usual) she's not holding back. She tackles work burnout, the hot girl art of making friends in your thirties, and delivers her no holds barred advice on how to actually enjoy your wedding (even if it means letting people talk sh*t!). She also dishes on Practical Magic 2, shares the new phrase from therapy that just might change your life, and offers some particularly irreverent wisdom for the recovering people pleasers our there. Put on your thick socks, light your favorite pumpkin candle, and cozy up: we're gonna make this our most fabulous fall yet!

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This week Hannah is hungover and joined by equally hungover friend of the pod, reality TV producer, and host of the hit pop culture podcast Fixing Famous People, Chris Derosa, and unfortunately for their teams but fortunately for y'all, neither of them are holding back! Fresh off a regrettable bottle (or two) of wine, they dish on Hannah's new reality TV obsession Earle Meets World, take zero prisoners roasting whoever tf produced the Raygun Netflix Documentary, and giggle their way through some super-exclusive behind the scenes Bravo tea that will leave you as gobsmacked as when Aviva threw her leg on the floor. Come for the giggles, stay for Dorinda's sandwich order, and press play. Trust us.

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It's officially first semester energy, and Hannah is tackling it like a college kid doing their first keg stand of the school year. This week, she shares all her hot girl non-negotiables heading into fall, from the two-minute hack that will make you feel hotter at the gym, to tangible ways to streamline your work week and make it (almost) crashout proof. In true Not Aspirational fashion, she also cries about her upcoming nostalgia-core tattoo, delivers her unfiltered thoughts on Coyote vs. Acme, and expresses genuine concern for the viral Corn Kid of 2022 (DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON HIM?!). If you're looking for tips ranging from wellness to whimsy with a side of pre-menstrual tears, strap in and press play. Don't say we didn't warn you!!!

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This week, Hannah is fighting the LA heatwave and coping with Dolly Parton-induced grief the only way she knows how: talking sh*t. She marvels at a recent encounter with a shockingly unfriendly Trader Joe's employee, dishes on Belmont Cameli's new Starbucks commercial, delivers shockingly wise tips on how to nail a networking event, and introduces the easy at-home self-care hack you never knew you needed: spa showers and cosmic space showers. Turn on the shower, light a candle, and press play on that Enya playlist. It's hot girl o'clock in more ways than one (THANKS TO THIS DAMN HEAT).

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Hannah is back, solo and unfiltered as ever! This week, she shares behind-the-scenes scoop from the FYC Summer House Panel (and it's juicy), weighs in on Bethenny Frankel's cheug-tastic Supermodel Cafe, and makes a completely unapologetic case for why Jon Bernthal taboo romance edits are the fantasy she never knew she needed. Grab your emotional support beverage, get cozy, and prepare to feel seen, because this is a lol-forward, judgment-free zone (unless you're Bethenny Frankel and/or drive a BMW).

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This week, Hannah is solo and (a shock to no one), revealing far too much. From her unbridled lust for Joe Jonas in a cowboy hat to a humiliating tale from childhood, not to mention her continued annoyance with Taylor Swift, Hannah is coming in overheated and chaotic as ever. Come for the embarrassing stories, stay for the lols.

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This week, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod Troy McEady for a good ole' fashioned pop culture trauma dump! They dive into the nichest corners of Troy's TikTok algorithm, celebrate hot girl icon Gina Gershon, and bond over their mutual obsession (pun very much intended) with the horror film renaissance taking Hollywood by storm. They also share their unfiltered thoughts on the Hulu house of horrors that is House of Stassi, and trust, they are not holding back. Roll out your sleeping bag and prepare to say Bloody Mary three times in the mirror…this is the unhinged sleepover you never knew you needed!

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Welcome & Warmup: 1:26

The Horror Film Renaissance: 24:34

House of Stassi: 39:28

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Mercury in retrograde is OVER and Hannah is coming at you older, hotter, and wiser than ever! She recaps her epically unhinged birthday weekend (including the surprisingly niche movie that came to mind in a champagne-induced haze), therapizes herself (and hopefully listeners!) with fresh insights from friend of the pod Dr. JD Barton and the ever present Dr. Dr., tells the riveting tale of the time she waited on Protozoa (!!!), and shares her unfiltered thoughts on The Valley reunion looks. Put on your weighted vest and take it to the streets hot girls, this one has a little bit of everything.

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