Not At Band Camp

Not At Band Camp

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Not At Band Camp episodes

  • Some Ol' Bitches Garden

    Nurse Nancy is working night shift concessions at The Morgue.


    So it's P.D.'s Solo Storytime on Not At Band Camp this week.

    In this episode, P.D. finds a poppy garden.

    Then, learns about medieval potions and why they fell out of style from the party scene.

    Later, our dealer wins the 'BADASS AWARD' for being the biggest teetotaler in the room. But, it is immediatley revoked after he fills the room with shame.


    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.

    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.

    Sound design by Lucifur Marie

    Send comments and questions to [email protected]


    27 min
  • 288 oz Of Dead Weight.
    Nurse Nancy is working night shift concessions at The Morgue.
    So it's P.D.'s Solo Storytime on Not At Band Camp this week.
    In this episode: P.D., The Captian, and Dumb Fuk
    go for a river ride to remember on the Queen's birthday.
    After The Captian salvages a new vessel, the trio is separated on the rough water.
    Then, The Captain almost goes to Davey Jones' locker.
    But, at least he would have plenty to drink down there.
    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.
    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.
    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.
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    17 min
  • Mad Gary Pt.2

    This time on Not At Band Camp, P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about:


    How the key responsible for unlocking the doors of perception within one's mind, is LSD.

    In the conclusion of a two-part series; P.D. recalls the day he met Mad Gary.
    First, a dog day afternoon at the local arcade provides the setting for an epic night.

    Complete with TRIPPIN BALLS with Grandma, the Devil, and spaghetti dinner.

    Later, Gary and P.D. reunite at the Jet Boat Docks and seek tranquillity

    at the rotary trails, where they meet a couple of partied-out chicks who share their stash providing a second wind for their Acid trip.

    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.
    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.
    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.
    Send comments and questions to
    If you enjoy the show. Leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. It really helps the show grow.
    Share the show with a friend.
    Not At Band Camp can be heard on all your favorite podcast apps.


    22 min
  • Mad Gary Pt.1

    This time on Not At Band Camp, P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about:

    How the key responsible for unlocking the doors of perception within one's mind, is LSD.

    In part 1 of a two-part series; P.D. recalls the day he met Mad Gary.
    First, P.D. Tells the story of how he got more than he bargained for when the local acid dealer ran out of sugar cubes.
    Later, a dog day afternoon at the local arcade provides the setting for an epic night. Complete with TRIPPIN BALLS with Grandma, the Devil, and spaghetti dinner.
    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.
    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.
    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.
    Send comments and questions to
    If you enjoy the show. Leave us a 5-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. It really helps the show grow.
    Share the show with a friend.
    Not At Band Camp can be heard on all your favorite podcast apps.


    22 min
  • Daytime At The Switching Yard
    This time on Not At Band Camp, P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about:
    How danger lurks in unsuspecting places when you're young and full of great ideas.
    Cuising for a mobile canvas on a lazy afternoon, a trio of 'artists' happen upon a secret trainyard.
    With a thoughtless flex of teen machismo, Auntie's Ford Taurus is transformed
    into a crazy ass ambulance and the driver keeps falling asleep at the wheel.
    To get to the hospital before its too late, P.D. has to burn rubber like Coy & Vance.
    Cus' this ain't quiet time at the K.O.A!
    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.
    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.
    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.
    Send comments and questions to
    Share the show with a friend.
    Not At Band Camp can heard on all your favorite podcast apps.
    22 min
  • Boiling Barf-O-Rama
    This time on Not At Band Camp P.D. talks about;
    After a weekend sleepover, P.D. and his friends clean up like 'good boys'. Then, the celebration of their hard work includes libations in the hot tub. Where things het a little too hot.
    14 min
  • A Cement Siren's Spell

    This time on Not At Band Camp, P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about:

    How writing your name in wet cement, as a child, is an irresistible urge that can offer satisfaction. However, as a DIP-S**T teenager, the same satisfaction can offer consequences skirting the edge of farcical.

    First, Nurse Nancy shares her early artistic expressions through graffiti in the washroom.

    Then, P.D. Recalls the time, not at band camp. When he found a Harrie Podder wand and succumed to it's dark forces.


    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.


    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.


    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.


    Send comments and questions to [email protected]





    20 min
  • I'm In A F***IN' Movie!
    This time on Not At Band Camp
    P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about the perils of street side seating and how skirts provide some ingenious self-defense opportunities.
    23 min
  • The Devils Wheelchair Wrestle House

    This time on Not At Band Camp, P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about:

    Why watching horror movies can teach a girl survival skills that come in handy on a lonely road, TWICE!

    Later, it's a afternoon exploration in a nut orchard that reveals a strange scene in a canyon. Leaving P.D wishing there was a way get more wrestling mags.


    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.


    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.

    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.


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    23 min
  • Road Rashed II

    This time on Not At Band Camp: P.D. & Nurse Nancy talk about;

    The joys of cousins, brothers, bicycles, and baseball. Plus, how gravity and a bunch other shitty laws of physics, will ruin your summer. Like being forced to hang with the 'water boy' all season.


    Not At Band Camp is hosted by P.D. & Nurse Nancy.

    Produced by Chibbithy Meowington III.

    Sound design by Lucifur Marie.


    Send comments and questions to

    14 min

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Not At Band Camp is action packed with tales of discovery, recklessness, and reward. Join your hosts: P.D. & Nurse Nancy, weekly for a foggy trip down memory lane. We share stories of hilarity and…