You’ve heard it before—“Manifest on the New Moon!” But what if that advice is more fluff than fact?

In this episode of Not Every Witch, we’re cracking open one of the most misunderstood lunar truths: the difference between the Dark Moon and the New Moon. Spoiler alert—they are not the same. And if you’ve ever felt like your spellwork during the New Moon fizzles out faster than your last candle stub... you’re not alone.

We’ll dig into:

What the Dark Moon actually is (and why it’s not just “the night before the New Moon”)

Why timing your spells with lunar phases matters

How ancestral wisdom, astrology, and witchcraft all point to the same truth: magic has rhythm

The real power of pausing before you plant—and why rushing into manifestation can backfire

And how this particular lunation, with a Dark Moon moving from Pisces into Aries and a New Moon in Aries right before Taurus season, is the perfect time to release, reset, and rebuild

Whether you’re a lunar witch, astro nerd, or just someone tired of vague advice with no backbone—this episode will give you the insight and clarity to align your magic with real cosmic timing.

So grab your Cosmic Caffeine, and let’s stir the cauldron.

Because some witches wait for the light...

But Not Every Witch is afraid of the dark.

Building a real relationship with spirits, ancestors, deities, and guides takes more than just lighting a candle and asking for favors. In this episode, we dive into what it truly means to cultivate these bonds—with respect, patience, and consistency. We also explore how lunar cycles and cosmic timing can enhance your spirit work and discuss why dismissing cultural traditions with “do what you want” is both harmful and misleading. Tune in for a raw, unfiltered conversation on honoring these relationships with integrity.

ever wondered, “am i a witch?” whether it’s a faint curiosity or a burning question, you’re not alone. in episode 17 of not every witch, we’re diving into the historical roots, modern meanings, and personal magic that define the path of the witch. join me, michael blackthorn, as we explore what it really means to embrace the craft. spoiler: it’s not about vibes—it’s about practice, intention, and connection. tune in and discover if the witch’s path is calling you.

feeling like your love life’s been tossed into a cosmic blender? blame it on mercury or venus retrograde, but don’t despair—there’s magic to be found in the mess. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, am unpacking the cosmic chaos of a couple of fast-moving planets and how they impact your relationships. from communication breakdowns to exes sliding into your dms, we’re tackling the drama and learning how to navigate it with grace—and a bit of witchy wisdom. tune in and let’s make retrogrades work for your love life, not against it.

navigating emotional turbulence in relationships can be tricky, but witchcraft can offer a helping hand. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, dive into the art of crafting compassion-focused spells to calm mood swings and promote harmony. learn how to work with mood-stabilizing herbs, soothing crystals, and ethical spellwork to create a balanced, loving environment. join me as we explore the delicate balance of influencing energy while respecting autonomy.

step into the cards and onto the witch’s path! episode 14 of not every witch dives deliciously into the major arcana, reimagining the fool’s journey as a roadmap for witches. join michael blackthorn as we explore each archetype from the fool’s leap to the world’s completion—learning how these powerful cards reflect the lessons, spells, and transformations of our craft. whether you’re new to tarot or a seasoned reader, this episode is your guide to unlocking the mystical wisdom of the major arcana.

feeling weighed down after a major spiritual shift or life event? it’s time to refresh and realign with the transformative magic of cleansing baths. in this episode of not every witch, i’ll guide you through crafting your perfect cleansing ritual—whether it’s a luxurious bath, a quick shower infusion, or a grounding foot soak. we’re talking herbs, crystals, candles, and all the tips to help you release the yuck and reclaim your sparkle. let’s dive in, witches!

heading into surgery or supporting someone through it can be nerve-wracking, but crystals can be your secret allies for calm, protection, and healing. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, am breaking down how to use specific crystals to tackle pre-surgery jitters, protect your energy during the procedure, and support post-surgery recovery. from hematite for circulation to rose quartz for self-love, we’ll explore how to work with these sparkling companions during vulnerable times. tune in and let’s make healing magical.

and remember... this is for metaphysical and educational purposes only. be smart, always consult your healthcare professionals and what is suggested and talked about in todays episode is something to compliment not replace.

whether you’re brewing teas, crafting potions, or enchanting your home, herbs are your ultimate magical allies. in this episode of not every witch, we dive into 13 powerful herbs that every witch should know. from agrimony’s protective shields to chamomile’s soothing touch, we’re exploring the science, magic, and practical uses of these green companions. 🌕✨

join me, michael blackthorn, as we blend botanical wisdom with magical intention. discover how to connect with these herbal allies, align them with lunar phases and planetary energies, and infuse your craft with purpose and power. plus, in our “save me, rosemary!!” segment, we answer a listener's question about harnessing herbs for courage and healing.

🪴 what you’ll learn:

the magical and mundane properties of 13 essential herbs.

how to weave cosmic influences into herbal magic.

practical tips for protection, love, abundance, and more.

🌱 your herbal allies are waiting—are you ready to work your magic? ✨

🎧 listen now at noteverywitch.com or wherever you get your podcasts.

if gossip has been buzzing around you like an annoying fly, it’s time to swat it away—witch-style. this week on not every witch, we’re diving into the art of binding spells to stop gossipers in their tracks and reclaim your peace. whether it’s at work, in your social circle, or even within your family, learn how to craft effective spells that silence negativity and restore balance without breaking the bank—or burning bridges.

with tools like slippery elm, lobelia (aka “gag root”), and even freezer spells, this episode is all about protecting your energy and creating harmony in spaces that feel chaotic. plus, rosemary’s back with her no-nonsense advice on what to do when binding spells don’t seem to work as planned.

tune in to take control of the narrative and reclaim your power.