Continuing in the long tradition of Thomas Friedman-themed contests (e.g. “Most Meaningless Graph” and “Come Up With the Ultimate Thomas Friedman Porn Title”), the just-published Friedman article offers an autographed Rollie Fingers jersey to the author of the best set of “Mean Mr. Mustache” lyrics, to the tune of the Beatles song. I neglected to note, please send submissions to [email protected], or tweet @mtaibbi. BTW, feel free to inquire, I always send the prizes with these things. Thanks, and happy writing…