#WorstMomOfTheYear My child went finger to finger with my rotary cutter and had to be rushed to the ER for stitches. Was I put together and wearing my best dress? Nope, that would be WAY too easy. I was in my pajamas that had a hole in the crotch and dried blood over my cute chicken shirt that I bought down the little girl's aisle at Wal-Mart #MatureMom (because they always have the cutest stuff). 

Sooo I drop 4 F-Bombs and 4 piles of Sh*t X) #sorrynotsorry