Show Opens with a discussion on dating people we work with, in lieu of McDonald's CEO resigning over having a consensual affair, with a fellow McDonald's employee & Aren't you just loving the Daylight Savings Time?

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"A Louisiana woman has been arrested for selling $20 fake doctor's notes to students trying to skip class", "A Florida woman, reportedly eight months pregnant, shot and killed one of two home intruders, police say", "Ukrainian adoptee accused by Indiana parents of being a 33-year-old woman speaks out", "The science of zombies: Will the undead rise?", "Massachusetts man claims two $1M lottery jackpots 18 months apart", & "Steal this military secret for falling asleep in two minutes"

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