Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Brain Implant Allows Paralyzed Monkey to Walk Again

(read the research paper here and watch a video of it here)

* Audi Releasing Special Final Fantasy XV Edition R8 Supercar

(watch the announcement video here)

News of the Week:

* Super Mario Run Release Date, Pricing Announced

(watch a new gameplay trailer here)

* Nintendo Switch Launch Price Reportedly Set At $249 US

* Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Reportedly Won’t Release In March

* Nominees Announced For 2016 Game Awards

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Telltale Games Reportedly Working On Guardians of the Galaxy Episodic Game

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who keeps counting the omens of the end times.

Blast From The Past:

* Nintendo Wii (Console / Nov. 19, 2006)

* Nintendo Gamecube (Console / Nov. 18, 2001)