Another Democratic debate. More impeachment hearings. Both committing the cardinal sin of our modern politics: they’re boring. Colin Kaepernick works out for a handful of NFL teams. Setting aside the three years since he’s played a competitive NFL game, why would any team what a constant circus surrounding their backup QB? But Eric knows that there’s one NFL team that should sign Kaepernick because our hot take economy demands it. The Houston Astros almost certainly cheated to win their World Series title in 2017. What should happen them and why should it be immediately giving their best players to the Cubs and Yankees? Andrew Yang (unintentionally?) cheerleads for a global depression and total global war so Millennials can have a better chance to live better lives than their parents. And Taco Bell introduces chicken strips. America is already great.

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