We're back in Portland, this time with our pub manager Emily Hilliard aka Balen! We kick things off with another disturbing/arousing message from the Fully Aligned Hotline. Then, Jordan regales us with his "alternative thoughts" on "Big Seltzer." We dive into all the pub dirt (sorta), being a woman in a male-dominated workplace, the banned-so-we-party party, and the ultimate black tie rager, pearl ball. Head down to the Portland pub next time you're in the Pearl and tell Balen the Fully Aligned sent ya! 

 

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