[[:encoded, "Hello and welcome to another episode of Now Showing, the podcast where I take a single film and review it without all the other bells and whistles of our normal show. For this episode I review the 5th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Dead Men Tell No Tales. While over the past decade or so the Pirates films have been seeing diminishing returns I am sad to report that they have finally reached the apex of such returns. Join me as I give you know my thoughts on the new film."]]