Episode 95: Now That’s What I Call CRASStration!(tm)

It’s a wild week of cuts, chops, and some of the weirdest news stories to cross the Whiparound desk in weeks! Months, even! Dare we say YEARS? Hear for yourself: Shaun has a lead on one California resident making major progress in their quest to abandon humanity altogether to become a genderless…snake…dragon…thing! And that whole “genderless” thing? Yeah. They take it about as far as one can go. In an eerie coincidence, Phil’s main story this week ALSO revolves around the strangely happy loss of bits and pieces: witness the strange and rather gag-inducing tale of a man arrested for amateur castration surgery ON A WILLING VOLUNTEER? Oof. Excuse us for a second. Everything suddenly hurts…

BUT FIRST! Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre is back in full force this week, with a bit of a changeup from what you’re used to; this time, it’s all about SPORTS! Listen in, lovers of the darkness, as Shaun uses Andrew Luck’s early retirement from the NFL as an excuse to announce, in vivid detail, his top three football moments of all time! Here’s a bit of a hint: they’re ALL ghastly, ghastly injuries. So we’re still on brand! Woo!

PLUS, in Three for the Road, we’ve got smugglers caught with illicit sand, a record setting felony-spree out of Ohio, exhibitionists foiled by gravity, and MORE!

It’s THE WHIPAROUND: don’t delay, enjoy TODAY!

 

LINKS:

A Florida Man Met Another Guy On A Eunuch Fetish Site Then Castrated Him, Police Say

French couple face jail over Sardinian sand theft

Swedish man bitten by Fidel Castro's crocodile

An Ohio man committed 10 felonies within 21 minutes, prosecutor says

‘Dragon Lady’ spends $75,000 to transform into ‘transspecies reptilian’

Couple survive fall from balcony while having 'very passionate' sex

Supergenius Arrested While Attempting To Repair Flat Tire With Band-Aids

 

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 **Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**