Nowhere, On Air

Sorry for disappearing there, folks. Today's news: people's dreams seem to be coming true.


The voice of Elliot Housley is Jonas Swain. The voice of THE FACELESS is Angela Yih, creator of The Residents of Proserpina Park. Stick around to hear a trailer at the end! Currently on their fourth season, with a fifth in production, you can find them on twitter, and be sure check them out wherever you get your podcasts.

Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Harlan Guthrie, Shaun Pellington, and Chuck Raymond.

CW: Existentialism/nihilism.

Sound effects this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: ryding, harveyjnz, joviansounds, kmoon, cognito-perceptu, thewoodlandnomad, bmaczero, unfa, theminkman, kinoton, anderlk, bplayers, kostrava, szegvari, stevemannella, sheyvan, glueisobar, klangfabrik, vancer, nickgoa, fenrirfangs, klangfabrik, ravenwolfprods, betostado99, audiodaprati, sholecoltis, stephanpot, q, emulius, and noted451.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Welcome back, listeners. Sorry about this morning. 

The voice of Tanner Walling is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Clark "British" Olsen is Shaun Pellington.

Sound effects this episode from Freesound.org contributors: brainclaim, cognito perceptu, harveyjnz, joviansounds, kmoon, ryding, szelestamas, zeraora, nox_sound, mastersdisaster, kodack, toefur, the woodland nomad, haulaway, reiyamanor, and dynamique.

CW: Existentialism, descriptions and mentions of injury, and frightening descriptions.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Thanks to all for submitting questions! Sorry for the rambling. Be back in September for twice as much fun!

If you're on Spotify, feel free to use the comment function to keep the convo going, I think creators can reply now! If I didn't answer your question properly, I'd be happy to give it another shot.

Also, a new feature on buzzsprout, if you click that link that says "send us a message", you can send us a message!

Thanks for four years of listening :)

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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And if you like our music, you can get your hands on it over on bandcamp!

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Early morning broadcast, folks! Looks like the fog is still here, and there are things that lurk within it....

[SPOILERS IN CREDITS]

The voice of Tanner Walling is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Mountie John is now Logan Hockley.

Sound effects this episode from Freesound.org contributors: cognito perceptu, pureaudioninja, auxide audio, wlabarron, skradz, splicesound, iampagan, sheyvan, giddster, egomassive, and nox sound.

CW: Existentialism, paranoia, depictions of a break in and mild physical violence, descriptions of blood.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Try not to get lost out there, folks. There are other things that wander and lurk.

The voice of Clark Olsen is Shaun Pellington. The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Elmur Braedon Jamison is Rat Grimes.

Featuring Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices.

untitled track #7 (live) (aka night hike) written and performed by Jesse Syratt. Music from the show can be found on bandcamp!

Featuring sound effects by Freesound.org contributors.

CW: Existentialism, dissociation, mentions and depictions of blood and bleeding, depictions of violence, panic, and brief Emetophobia warning from 41:04 to 41:15.

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Welcome back, listeners. Can you tell the difference between a dream and a warning?

The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Elmur Braedon Jamieson is Rat Grimes. The voice of today's sponsor (?) is Taylor Michaels. Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices.

Check out Rat's other work on The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio, and The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio-- the trailer for which you can hear at the end of this episode! There are two seasons out now for your listening enjoyment.

Check out Taylor's other work as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto.

CW: Depersonalization/derealization/dissociation, anxiety and paranoia, existentialism, brief description and reference to injury.

Transcripts are available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!

Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: dazero, felixblume, and szelestamas.

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab. 

We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on the app formerly known as twitter, @NowhereOnAir

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Welcome back to Nowhere, On Air, folks-- to the here and now that is the radio.

The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark "British" Olsen is Shaun Pellington.

CW: Mentions of blood and injury, derealization, existentialism, paranoia, and raised voices.

Transcripts available through our Buzzsprout hosted site! 

Sound Effects in this episode from Freesound.org contributors:  brainclaim, ecfike, dazero, soozenextthing, nicstage, jeanet_henning, dhi67540, szelestamas, and geoneo0. 

This episode features  a trailer for Soul Operator!

Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th!

Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears...

Stay tuned!

In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at [email protected]! 

This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written, voiced, and produced by Jesse Syratt. 

CW: Brief loud/surprising noise at 1:27; mild paranoia. 

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Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own...  

Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia.  

For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator. 

Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE,  and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!)

You can also catch both Taylor as Winston and Tatiana as Marigold in the upcoming second season of Tales from the Fringes of Reality

Lastly, you can hear all three of us on The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio... Season 2 premiering December 6th!

This episode of Nowhere, On Air  was written and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Jesse Syratt.

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The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing.

Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown.

You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here!

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