ASMR / Anythings app / They're so intolerant / Borg out / South Park creators sign $900,000,000 deal / Australian accents / Man sues Goop after candle blows up in his face / Josh makes fun of a bunch of movies / Man sucker punches a baby in public / Vaxx is now FDA approved / Lock your bike up Vegas / Uber app is racist / Yogurt is too cummy / Vluckas / PLUS... other amusing antics and randomness!