The only news satire show where the stories are all about what didn’t happen.

In this mega edition, we spotlight 15 massive non-events shaping our world: Netanyahu’s missing apology to Qatar, Pakistan’s awkward nod to India, nuclear weapons clung to like family heirlooms, Gulf leaders refusing to sanction Israel, OPEC’s unity cosplay, the UN’s endless meetings, and more.

Each non-event reveals the irony, hypocrisy, and stubborn logic of international politics — where silence is often louder than words. Join us for sharp wit, biting analysis, and humor that makes you pause and think. Because in geopolitics, what leaders don’t do tells us as much as what they do.

Grab your tea, your karak, or your overpriced oat latte, and let’s dive into the world’s most fascinating non-events.