It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, a nude man stabs another nude man—yes, true story. Then, another man gets 6 kidney beans stuck in his penis and meowing cats save a woman's life. Finally, a man flys 650 miles for his first date with a woman he met on TikTok; slow news week!Read all of this week's stories:Nude Man Stabs Nude ManJack and the bean block: Man gets six kidney beans stuck in penis while trying to 'express' himselfCat’s MeowMan flies 650 miles for first date with woman he met on TikTok