Two Fat Fathers

NUKES & NONSESE | EPISODE #14


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🎙 Two Fat Fathers - Episode 14: Nuclear Nonsense, McDonald's Mayhem & Smirnoff Softboi 🎙

Strap in for another outrageous episode of Two Fat Fathers, where common sense goes to die and middle-aged rage thrives.

This week:

🔥 We flirt again with the idea of WW3 – nuclear war? Bring it on (as long as it doesn’t interfere with takeaway delivery times).
😤 Darren once again winds Ben up – by not recording on the day Darren himself bloody chose.
🍟 Darren spends £40 on a Just Eat McDonald’s for the kids… and all he gets is a handshake from an empty-handed delivery driver. “I’m lovin’ it”? Not quite.
🚗 Ben unveils his totally humane solution to population control – no mass extinction, just fewer cars in his way during rush hour.
🦄 Ben had a soft, camp moment last weekend, calling animals "cute" and sipping Smirnoff Ice like he's in a rom-com. Macho Man? More like Marshmallow Man.
💼 Oh, and Ben’s been made redundant – but don’t worry, he laughed in his boss’s face. That’s one way to handle a career change.
🎾 Finally, we wonder why you need a second mortgage to buy a tennis racket. Sports Direct? More like Sports Disrespect.

It's pure chaos, passive aggression, and nuclear opinions. Basically, just another Tuesday with the dads.

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