This is a formal petition against coffee "dates", new hires. From here on, Hailey and Jessi will not accept romantic invitations to drink coffee OR any venmo requests from suitors so thank you very much in advance. Additionally, if you choose to purchase a vehicle, yacht or personal jet as a gift please note that all insurance and on-going maintenace, etc. will be the sole responsibility of the gifter in perpetuity. And finally, if any new hire should choose to decline a date invitation the responses of either 1.) I am not available ever at any point in time, or 2.) I am a nun, are acceptable ways to express disinterest. With that, let's clock in new hire.

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