The boys discuss Nurse Jackie starring Sopranos Queen, Edie Falco. They ponder why we don't call Filipinos Filipinx or Canadians Canux. They decide that Muslims might eat vegan sausage and declare gambling a proper substitution for drug and alcohol addiction.

Jack and Zach extend a lot of compassion to the addicts of the world and the boys declare Big Pharma and addict to money and absolve them of all sin. John Paul gives listeners some hacks on how to nail AA's 90 meetings in 90 days technique and Jack encourages couples to get arrested together to save on rent in prison.