Who is Emio? Why is Ethan? What has Tylor been doing in a helicopter? Which caves has Ethan been frolicking in? Why is Smark revisiting The Lands Between?

All this and much, much, much, much, MUCH more. Much.

Hidden within:

• Nintendo horror games

• Super Monkey Ball: Banana Rumble

• Luigi's Mansion 2 HD

• Tales of the Shire

• Nintendo naming conventions, or lack of them

• Elden Ring and what Nintendo DLC we'd like in it

• Skyrim

• Breath of the Wild

• TMNT Shredder's Revenge/Unleashed/Splintered Fate

• Antonblast

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Alternate titles:

• Hitting that longbottom leaf

• They'll pull off his head and it'll be Wario

• FOMO got the better of me

• Oozing swamp of death

• Slapping a fish

• Hanging out the side of a Royal Navy helicopter

• Get a couple of whacks in

• I'm still skinning cats in the proverbial sense

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With kisses and squeezes to:

Ben Congalton, for 'NX Theme'.

Daniel Ward, for 'Mario or Smario Theme' and NX art.