Don't use his government name in vain, ladies, but make sure to listen to the jokes and jokes and jokes begotten by our favorite street artist, Brooklynite, and deejay pal, Smurfo U Dirty. This is one of Mia's close buds, so you'll have to endure lots of co-trolling, but Danielle's history in the grey market is the real dirt: her brownies made Smurfo pay, in stoned-ness. As a self employed artist, Smurfo has collaborated with brands such as Cheap Monday, Oak, Wataah, and creates custom art for private clients.