Tom and Chris reveal their joint Valentine's day blunder, a listener submits the longest and most graphic poo story ever and there's tangents galore, as they somehow navigate through Mars, strange noises, tikka masala, national anthems and pancakes. Hit subscribe, rate, review and share to help us spread the word | twitter.com/almighty_pod | facebook.com/almightypod | [email protected]. Music: 'So Proud' by DJ Quads @aka-dj-quads.