A festive frolic through the end of 1994, as Noax and John review Mr Abram's haphazard Christmas offering.

All the Desk favourites are here - including the most highly-contested Warnock ever, a difference of opinion on a highly popular rock group, plus find out what things are hotter than Reel 2 Real.

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