Jussie Smollet got attacked in Chicago by...somebody. His story can't seem to be confirmed by the police, but, who cares, it matches the preferred narrative.about 1,000 democrats are running for the presidential nomnation, including that Starbucks guy, Schultz, except he's running as an independent. Liz Warren had to apologize to the Cherokee tribe for her DNA test, in order to gun up her presidential run.