United Airlines, soon to be known as Chinese Doctor Airlines, had an...incident this week. Why do waitresses in a flying restaurant have so much power, and why are airlines generally horrible? Trump dropped a MOAB on Afghanistan, causing an explosion of bedwetting over a bomb type that's been around for about 70 years. Sean Spicer won't be talking about Hitler and his Holocaust Centers any more. Oh, and pretty much everything the media tells you is wrong in some material way. Finally, weeping, college-age, SJWs are eventually going to end up as senior government officials. So, we got that going for us.