There's a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us. The FBI seems to have reopened the email investigation on Hillary Clinton, because Anthony Wiener is the gift that keeps on giving. I thought we had already established that she was above the law, so there's no need to address this moving forward. Vladimir Putin is a scary guy. The Chinese are somewhat less so. Apple's new Macbooks have no touchscreen and a shitty keyboard. On the other hand, they're 30% more expensive, so there's that. Obamacare is crashing, so expect to have single-payer health care in the next four years.