Elizabeth Warren rallies with the Chicago Teachers Union. Could there be a more perfect fit: a union with unreasonable demands and no idea how to pay for them and a presidential candidate with unreasonable plans and no idea how to pay for them. An MLB umpire tweets about getting his gun for a possible second civil war. Robot umps might rise up to wipe out all of humanity, but at least they won’t tweet dumb things. Shaq dunks on the China bootlickers in the NBA. A pastor tries to stop Louis C.K. from performing in Rockford. And, would you eat ice cream topped with Cheetos?

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