Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Ubisoft Begins Farting Contest For New South Park Game

(watch the announcement video here, and visit the official site here)

* McDonald’s Bringing Back Szechuan Sauce For One Day Only

(check out the McDonald’s page here)

News Of The Week:

* Scalper Prices For SNES Classic Lower Than NES Classic Through First Weekend

* Some SNES Classic Amazon Pre-Orders Still Haven’t Shipped

* Bootleggers Selling Star Fox 2 SNES Cartridges

(see for yourself here, and check out how much one sold for here)

* Jennifer Lopez, Marshawn Lynch Invest In NRG eSports Team

* Mini-Commodore 64 Console In Development

(learn more at the official site for the mini system here)

* Pac-Man Being Adapted Into Casino Game

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who managed to get an SNES Classic Edition without having to wait in any lines.

Blast From The Past:

* Mortal Kombat (Arcade / Oct. 8, 1992)

* Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PS1 / Oct. 2, 1997)