“Calling Sean Connery’s Voicemail” intro by David Kato

“Momma Miss America” theme by Laws & J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League

“Goodbye Weekend” outro by Mac DeMarco

Today, we talk about news headlines and the exact things in this picture of Ashley’s notes, whatever the hell those are.

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