Welcome to the Election Day edition of The Mark Steyn Show. To see you through the doldrums of tedious reports about voter turnout and the strategic leaking of fake exit polls in mid-afternoon, he's retooled some of the show's regular features, including his Poem of the Week, Song of the Week, Last Call and 100 Years Ago Show, to cover many aspects of America's Election Day through the years, from Warren Harding's spectacular GOP landslide to the original undrained DC swamp - plus a salute to Calvin Coolidge's vice-president from Van Morrison and Engelbert Humperdinck...