What's the difference between a Rainbow and a COW? * I don't know, but when I tell you Today's OFF THE HOOK is JAM-PACKED, I'm just talking out my ass! * How can we know if it will really happen? * It's laughable, really. * Either way, it's here:  https://kxsf.fm/ One makes milk and the other has Fear Of Fitting In.

No phony phone-ins or pre-programmed pap! * Just a STRUGGLING JUGGLER on a tightrope trying to keep all the plates spinning and not crashing down around your ears! * (And WITHOUT A NET! So brave!) * This is REAL LIVE RADIO just like mama used to make! * And when something does go amiss, the resultant clatter of broken platters is EXHILARATING! * Feel the rush of RECKLESS ABANDON where anything can happen (and usually does) on OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ Wear a helmet.

A Tincture for your troubles, OFF THE HOOK is the BALM that calms and invigorates your interior, mates! * While its Essence would seem Evanescent, this POTENT POTION lasts long beyond the quickest three-hour run in all of radio! * With JOLLY JAMS and Cooing Croons, OFF THE HOOK is Mighty Medicine indeed! * The Doctor will see you on KXSF 102.5 FM https://kxsf.fm/ ! *  Down the hatch!

SPECIAL FREE OFFER! * KXSF will provides FREE PROGRAMMING of the OFF THE HOOK music show! * It's called "The Show That Shows" because they tell you everything that is good right now. * FREE TICKETS to events will be offered during the program. * Interested parties should set their FM radio dial to 102.5 on Fridays from 1:00 to 4:00. * It can also be accessed via this link:  https://kxsf.fm/

One thing that bugs me about the CHAOS AND CALAMITY our Current Administration has brought to the country is: that's OFF THE HOOK's brand! * But, while there's no trace of benevolence in their actions, OFF THE HOOK wants nothing more than to make you PROSPER by bringing you the coolest, up-to-datest sounds! * The HAPPY HAVOC of OFF THE HOOK brings a certain KINETICISM that keeps you on your toes and MOVING FORWARD! * Tune in for a good kind of UNPREDICTABILITY on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ 

A WHIRLING FLURRY of imagistic slurry awaits listeners of OFF THE HOOK today! * SOUNDS YOU CAN SEE in aural 3D! * The sharp edges of a cloud, a shadow described. * Clarity turned back on itself, a reversal of intent, bound to itself, ever unspooling. * How can this be? * It can't! * LISTEN AND SEE at 1:00 on OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ if it can.

OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows, brings the goods: the LATEST GREATEST new tracks and the celebrated Birthday Segment! on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/

UPBEAT! * Whether your heart is doing paradiddles or flams in this time of CONFUSION and loss, OFF THE HOOK tries to keep things HOPEFUL in this Season of Bad Stars. * Lives are ephemeral, but MUSIC IS ETERNAL, preserved in amber and passed from hand to heart. * OFF THE HOOK will not take from you that upon which you have become reliant: the lesser-knowns and unpopular will still have a voice. * Recorded music and live talking will remain on OFF THE HOOK even as the world has gone off its axis. * Count on transmissions on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ for the foreseeable future.

God bless FREE RADIO! * I know many are pretty INVESTED in the weekly transmission of OFF THE HOOK, but I hope you don't put too much STOCK in it! * As we watch our life savings being "LIBERATED", isn't it a comfort to know that listening to OFF THE HOOK won't cost you a dime? * A lifeline to those needing to keep up on the Latest Musical Events, OFF THE HOOK presents a No-Risk portfolio of all the music you can BEAR and that's no BULL! * Free of The Market, KXSF gives you Free Radio so you don't have to be radio-free! * Let's RALLY for OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/

25 YEARS IN seems like a good time to assess the musical output of this Century! * And since it's the final installment of the CREME DE LA FEMME series celebrating Women's History Month, OFF THE HOOK brings you 21st CENTURY FOX! * This FEMALE-FOCUSED trajectory will reveal a LUMINOUS ARC that will illuminate and transform our souls for all time (or at least the five hours of today's program)! * Join us for this special Silver celebration on OFF THE HOOK at KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ * Music smart as a 21st Century fox!