SICK of having despicable individuals dominate your attention? * OFF THE HOOK's sweet-smelling host "Clumsy Kenady" is honesty-prone and presents you with programs created to make you THINK for yourself! * SUFFER NO MORE the incessant gaslighting of Psychopathic Power Pimps! * Kenady's warts-and-all approach, while not always pretty, respects your intelligence and never leads you down the garden path! * Where the news cycle seems ever more re-cycled, OFF THE HOOK brings Fresh Views for you to discuss and debate with your groovy, openminded friends. * Decide for yourself on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ 

Let the Joneses be keepin' up with YOU! * You got it all goin' on: never missing an episode of OFF THE HOOK means you're WAY ON TOP! * Several steps ahead, you don't lord it over others. * No, you MAGNANIMOUSLY share your finds with the Heathen Rabble that gather 'round your feet, pushing and shoving for a better view of their wise and generous benefactor. * The WEEKLY BLESSING (some call a miracle), by which you've attained your status, is called OFF THE HOOK and occurs every Friday at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/  You got it goin' on -just don't forget where you got it from, big shot.

Community Radio. * It's all about COMMUNITY HEALTH. * Keeping the bad away for three hours does a WORLD OF GOOD for your Mind and Mood! * Just three hours: manageable, doable, IMPERATIVE! * The sounds you hear on OFF THE HOOK will keep you from thinking of anything else. * THE MUCK CAN WAIT! * You owe it to the community to be a relaxed and positive member of it. * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM: The temporary remedy for madness. -> https://kxsf.fm/ 

What if Radio Personality Gage Kenady hosted an OFF THE HOOK program and nobody listened? * He would do it anyway! * And why is he hosting a show alone in the forest in the first place? * Is it because the Ancient Silence provides a pleasingly stark contrast to the NOISY MODERNITY that is OFF THE HOOK? * Or is he just a Little Lamb Who's Lost in the Woods? * Either way, his efforts to bring attention to UNKNOWN AND EXCITING artists, if only to one ear, is to be commended! * Lend an ear (cuz he won't pay) on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ * Let's hear that one hand clapping!

Fourteen years ago, on July 2nd, 2012, OFF THE HOOK was UNLEASHED upon an unsuspecting world! * Host Gage Kenady has tried to atone for his sins ever since! * Join us today as we have a wee look back at that first show while keeping one eye firmly affixed on the future! * It's the Yesterday And Today OFF THE HOOK 14th Anniversary Special on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !

Last Friday, I forgot to mention that on the Last Friday of every month we will be offering FREE access to OFF THE HOOK! * Whether you listen on the Stream at https://kxsf.fm/ or on the Radio at KXSF 102.5FM, you will be FREE to listen to your heart's content, at NO CHARGE to you! * This is in the spirit of keeping FREEform Radio FREE -FREE of charge and FREE of corporate meddling! * We're even throwing in FREE tickets to events that are not ordinarily FREE, and I will most definitely be working for FREE! * So, FREE up some time and join us for our Last Friday totally-FREE monthly finale!

PRECISION slapdashery in all its manifold manifestations awaits you on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * Who else works so hard to get it so wrong? * But, you know, wrong in the right way! * It's not like folding a nickel, IT'S MAGIC without the trick! * This preternatural flex has the world's cynics scratching their jaws! * But you can weigh in on the way-out percolations of OFF THE HOOK, a MUSIC PROGRAM, yourself at KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/

The ALACRITY with which your Humble Host accepts his weekly mission is not just alarming, it's DISARMING! * And his fervor is OVERSTUFFED with zeal on today's OFF THE HOOK! * Why?  Why this show today? * Because as May has marched into June, your SPUNKY spelunker has emerged from the cold depths bearing warm UNDULATING waves of sound heretofore unheard! * Uncover the GEMS he has in store today on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ 'Tain't no fool's gold, neither! 

GOOD NEWS for listeners with an ITCH for non-toxic, mostly new music radio programming! * Every OFF THE HOOK show is made from SCRATCH using All-Natural ingredients mixed with 100% SUPERNATURAL flair! * Say goodbye forever to scaly radio with the SOOTHING musical balm specially prepared for you by your crusty-yet-unctuous (but never scrofulous) host, GAGE KENADY! * Don't flake out, tune in to OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ ! * Your stereocilia will thank you!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE! * There are a lot of impersonators out there, but for the real ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' kick-up-your-heels-and-fall-on-your-ass kind of fun that OFF THE HOOK provides, tune into KXSF 102.5 FM https://kxsf.fm/ ! * There is no comparison! * What other show lets you LAUGH at the hapless flailings of a bewildered gent bent on making the most of three hours of unbridled uniquity? * NO OTHER! * Look for the show with its hat slung low and its top ready to blow!