I look back at Vancouver Whitecaps FC's 2016 season. Like David Ousted, I also nearly get into a fight with Pedro Morales.

Loads of positive stats to talk about! (that's a lie)

Go ahead and listen. C'mon, you missed me.

Some MLS playoffs chat as well.

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The newest episode of Off The Pitch is online!

Wow. Finally. Where have you been, jerk?! (That's me).

Don't worry about it. (That's also me).

I'm back, friends. This tough Whitecaps season is coming to a close. I got truckloads of numbers for you that will make you shake your fist.

Go ahead and listen. I dare you.

Plenty of other sawker talk too. The rest of MLS, the Canadian Men's National Team, hell, even some Europe.

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The newest episode of Off The Pitch is online!

Hey friends. Some unfortunate sawkering to discuss.

OTP’s talking Vancouver Whitecaps and their shocking run. I’ll attempt to miss less than Erik Hurtado.

Vancouver’s home woes continue. They can’t score, they’ve only picked up 36 points from their last 34 matches… AND THEY’RE STILL SOMEHOW JUST 4 POINTS BACK OF A PLAYOFF SPOT.

Then I talk Canada’s unfortunate performance in Honduras. No, it wasn’t another 8-1 loss, but there were more than a few confusing decisions from coach (Uncle) Benito Floro. Add some poor fitness and undisciplined play, and Canada may have blown a terrific opportunity to get to the Hex.

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What a mess that was on Friday night!

It's the return of Off The Pitch!

It's Off The Pitch! The Pokemon Go edition! /what?

A rather large edition of OTP, Loads of Whitecaps FC talk. Colorado dominated Vancouver throughout, with Vancouver getting some fortunate calls - a red card to Colorado, Techera winning a penalty. Still, a collapse at the end.

Of note:

- Vancouver's midfield and back line are getting demolished

- Their home record is shocking

- Shkëlzen Gashi looks like a used car salesman

Have a listen.

I recap Portugal winning Euro 2016, and dwell on the woulda/coulda/shoulda of Italy.

OFF THE PITCH SAWKER.

YEAH!

Another episode of OTP?! Even more sawker. INDEPENDENCE DAY SAWKER.