i got a little middle finger saying: what da fuck

if you tell me what to do, i'll say: you're out of luck

and although it's not correct

i'll add some extra for effect

i'll try to fuck you funnily

but it surely won't be perfect

and you might sense some direspect

and if indeed you feel offended... you got every right

to feel so and it might be rough, imagine my plight

when just the other day

i'm thought i heard you say

there's no right to never be offended, and surely that's okay

it wouldn't work anyway

remember you said: for fuck's sake

i might be overheated but you're such a snowflake

your snow, my heat

will bring water at our feet

and wash us clean - and though obscene

and often so bittersweet

we do end up pretty neat

pretty neat

so we will be offended - we do have the right

to feel so and it might not be the prettiest sight

it will be quite intense

avoiding the offence

of missing out on things that sting

but that will shine a different light on everything

missing out on things that sting

but that will shine a different light on everything

we do need offbeat to swing