This week, we welcome you to our official podcast office holiday party with all the champagne and fried pickles you want. It won't be long now before Dumb John gets eaten by a heroic alligator while we enjoy a disturbing amount of cheese. Plus, be cool around the punch, so many men so little time, and ketchup slander.

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