In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for a loose, laugh-filled chat while watching the second Test live from the Gabba. What begins as casual cricket commentary quickly unravels into complete chaos, dad-life interruptions, emotional school graduations, F1 meltdowns, Premier League goal feasts, golf course reviews, and the surprising culinary joy of Roses chocolates.

The boys kick off by losing their minds over Mitchell Starc’s brilliance, Carey’s outrageous wicketkeeping and the Poms collapsing from four for 200 to eight for 264 in true Bazball fashion.

But just as the analysis heats up, the pod takes a detour into peak fatherhood when Greg receives multiple phone calls, including the all-time parenting moment, his son accidentally catching a bat on a fishing line at night. 

From there, things get even more unhinged. Matt recounts a side-splitting story from his daughter's graduation liturgy that nearly sends him into cardiac arrest as he tries not to laugh in church. The boys then dive into Oscar Piastri's cursed luck, McLaren's baffling race strategies and Max Verstappen's pointed comments about who would really be winning in papaya colours 

Football fans get their fix with a breakdown of the wild Fulham v Man City 5–4 thriller and Phil Foden's filthiest form yet. And for the golfers, there's chat about slow greens, underrated courses, sandbelt brutality and the surprising performance of Greg's mate Anthony Quayle on the PGA circuit. 

It’s unfiltered, unpredictable and unintentionally brilliant, exactly what Officially Underqualified does best.

Press play, have a laugh and join the chaos.

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In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return after a chaotic week of technical issues, wind interference and one of the most disturbing phrases ever uttered on the show. From duck-related disasters to questionable island breezes, the boys kick off with the kind of unfiltered, ridiculous banter listeners have come to expect.

But the big headline this week is the unveiling of the brand new Officially Underqualified theme song, born from Matt's recent creative awakening. Armed with AI tools, a love of 80s power-ballad melodrama and absolutely zero instrumental talent, Matt has produced a track that Greg describes as "a musical awakening" and "far better than it has any right to be." Harmonica appreciation, southern rock vibes and lyrical nonsense all included.

From there, the boys dive into the whirlwind two-day cricket Test, delivering some surprisingly sharp analysis amongst the chaos. They break down Usman Khawaja's form, Travis Head's heroics, England's ongoing Bazball delusion, and the glory of watching Stuart Broad slowly melt in the commentary box. Mitch Starc gets the praise he deserves, and the future of Australia's batting order becomes a full-blown therapy session.

Sport chat continues as the boys dissect the Broncos' controversial new logo, laugh their way through tales from their recent golf day victory and debate Premier League highs and lows, including Arsenal's unstoppable run and Manchester United's ongoing identity crisis.

To wrap up, Matt and Greg hold themselves publicly accountable and announce their biggest move yet: launching a Gold Coast podcast studio to fix the exact audio headaches they complain about every week. Affordable, accessible and built for battlers who want to pod without the price tag.

Another week, another unfiltered deep dive into sport, mateship and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it.

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Two weeks in a row. For most podcasts, that’s standard, but for Officially Underqualified, it feels like a Christmas miracle. Matt and Greg are back in the chair, leaning in hard from the opening minute and setting the tone for one of the loosest, funniest, and most surprisingly chaotic episodes yet.

Matt kicks things off with an update on Brian the Dog, who has listened to the lads grill him about the missing car signage and now appears motivated by equal parts pride and shame. From there, Greg reflects on his recently completed Melbourne golf trip, which somehow involved only 11 hours of sleep over four days, a private chef, and a level of drinking that would concern most medical professionals. He breaks down the magic of the Mornington Peninsula courses, delivers a glowing review of PK, and reveals the absolutely outrageous Team White championship rings made by Trent from Diamond Vault. When Greg calls them “diamond-encrusted sterling silver pinky rings designed for sipping White Russians,” he means it literally.

The boys also introduce the podcast's new unofficial sponsor, Golf Life, after being showered in free merch, which they accept with zero shame and maximum enthusiasm.

From there, the chat shifts sharply into rugby league, covering the shocking Eli Katoa concussion incident, the embarrassing lack of field markings at Everton, and the peculiar, possibly questionable officiating that made the latest Ashes game borderline unwatchable. Matt rips into the decision to let Katoa play after being knocked senseless in the warm-up, while Greg throws his tinfoil hat on and argues the missing lines may have been designed to keep England competitive.

Then, of course, everything goes to hell. Greg's phone runs out of storage, the recording collapses, and Matt is left delivering a solo outro, roasting Greg's technological incompetence and pleading with listeners to let him know he has failed them.

It's messy, it's chaotic, it's unprofessional, and it's exactly why this show works.

Officially Underqualified. Back-to-back episodes. Miracles do happen.

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After what seems like a six-week hiatus, Matt and Greg are back on the mics for another unapologetically Underqualified catch-up! From juggling life, work, and “many balls” to surviving the pain of moving house, this episode kicks off with the lads swapping chaos-fuelled life updates and signature banter.

The boys dive straight into the heat, literally, with talk of Gold Coast weather extremes before turning their attention to the first Ashes Test. They dissect Australia's dominant win, the brilliance of Reece Walsh, and the refreshing sight of a team picked on form, not reputation. Greg has a few strong opinions on England's effort (or lack thereof), and Matt applauds the officiating, something you don't hear every day.

From there, it's a whirlwind tour through sport and life: Arsenal topping the Premier League table, Manchester United's mini-resurgence, the drama of Formula One's title race between Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris, and the growing suspicion that McLaren might be favouring the Brit.

To wrap up, golf takes centre stage. Matt's short game is finally improving, while Greg prepares for his upcoming “October Cup” golf trip, complete with team uniforms, ceremonies, and an alarming level of competitiveness for a bunch of middle-aged blokes.

A hilarious, sprawling return filled with stories, sport, and sarcasm, because no one does underqualified analysis quite like Matt and Greg.

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In this episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg dive headfirst into one of the most extraordinary NRL stories in years, the Brisbane Broncos' incredible 2025 Premiership triumph. With host Matt still nursing the scars of celebration footage and Greg in full "believer mode," the boys unpack how the Broncos went from mid-season doubts to lifting the trophy under the guidance of Michael "Madge" Maguire, now hailed as the ultimate drought-breaker.

The conversation explores what made this campaign so different. It wasn't just about footy skills; it was about leadership, culture, and trust. Greg explains how Madge's ability to care about his players' lives off the field, their families, and even their kids created a bond that transcended football. Matt draws a powerful parallel between coaching and parenting, sharing how honesty and earned respect shape better people and teams. Together, they unpack how the Broncos' senior players, Adam Reynolds and Ben Hunt, helped Madge adjust his intensity mid-season, turning potential burnout into premiership chemistry.

Then comes the inevitable deep dive into the man of the moment, Reece Walsh. Once criticised for immaturity and inconsistency, Walsh delivered one of the greatest individual finals runs in NRL history. Greg reels off insane stats and declares him the "Tiger Woods of the NRL," while Matt reluctantly admits the young fullback earned his respect after a breathtaking grand final performance. From maturity and leadership to defensive lapses and redemption, they dissect how Walsh's evolution mirrors that of the team, as raw talent is refined through accountability and connection.

No Officially Underqualified episode would be complete without a bit of controversy. The boys debate the refereeing decisions of the grand final, from the infamous Walsh head-shot on Coates to Harry Grant's trip, calling for consistency and fairness over "reffing the moment." They don't shy away from tough calls, and they remind listeners that players are getting too smart at gaming the rules, likening it to “knowing the golf handbook better than the course.”

The chat closes with the rise of Saudi-backed Rugby 360 and what it could mean for league stars like Payne Haas and Reece Walsh. Matt and Greg weigh up the lure of money against legacy, arguing that passion, pride, and culture are what make rugby league special.

Funny, fiery, and full of banter, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves the game, the characters, and the chaos that make rugby league the ultimate Australian soap opera with high tackles.

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The secret shopping is over, and Matt and Greg are back behind the mics, Officially Underqualified but ready to take big swings at the week in sport. Episode 135 is a classic OUQ ride, full of brutal honesty, hard laughs, and a little middle-aged man cheese chat for good measure
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The boys start with football of the round-ball kind, breaking down the ongoing drama in the English Premier League. From Arsenal's winning streak to the chaos at Manchester United, Matt and Greg delve into coaching philosophies, team systems, and why some managers resist adapting. Matt even shares a personal story from his own coaching days, a reminder that stubborn game plans sink more than just junior rugby teams.

From there, it's a whirlwind tour of the weekend's sporting highlights. AFL gets a reluctant nod (and a healthy dose of Queensland pride), the Wallabies come heartbreakingly close against the All Blacks, and the guys discover a farmers market that may just have ruined their grocery standards forever.

Then it's time for the main event, an in-depth, unfiltered chat about the 2025 Ryder Cup. Matt stayed up half the weekend glued to the coverage, and the payoff was worth every lost hour of sleep. Together they unpack Europe's dominant performance, the class and leadership of Rory McIlroy, and the ugly, rowdy behaviour of the U.S. crowd that stole headlines. Expect passionate rants about golf etiquette, team culture, and why some American players are so easy to dislike (yes, Patrick Cantlay, they're looking at you).

Finally, the guys turn their full attention to the NRL finals. With Suncorp Stadium heaving and the Broncos surging into the grand final, Matt and Greg break down how Brisbane broke Penrith's stranglehold. They delve deep into tactics, ruck control, defensive fitness, and game-changing moments, while also highlighting the inconsistent refereeing that has everyone talking. From Payne Haas' monster performance to big selection calls and the buzz inside the stadium, this is essential listening for any rugby league tragic.

Packed with sharp takes, big opinions, and that signature O.UQ chemistry, Episode 135 proves once again why these two love to weigh in on the games they love – whether or not they're qualified to do it.

It’s back-to-back weeks for Officially Underqualified, and that alone is worth celebrating. Matt and Greg return with a vengeance, diving straight into life updates, footy drama, and a healthy dose of their trademark banter.

Greg kicks things off with the big news: he’s sold his house and is on the move, but of course, nothing is ever straightforward. Between solicitors dragging their heels and the looming threat of living out of a tent with two kids and two dogs, he vents about the simple rule of life: just do what you say you're going to do. Matt plays therapist, but not without throwing in a few digs of his own.

From there, the lads pivot to the Ryder Cup, where golf's biggest stage takes over their feeds, well, at least Matt's. Greg, thanks to the Facebook algorithm, is stuck in a rabbit hole of American politics instead of fairway highlights. But they dig deep into match play madness, Tiger Woods' demolition jobs, and what to expect at Bethpage Black.

Then it's time for the NRL finals. The boys unpack the Sharks' gritty defence against the Raiders, wonder aloud if the Storm will be just too strong, and debate whether Melbourne can keep the run going. They rip into the Bulldogs' implosion, Phil Gould's bold declarations about young guns, and why Penrith's clinical performance has them looking unstoppable. Finally, the conversation turns to the blockbuster Broncos v Panthers clash, a match they both agree might be the true grand final before the grand final.

With raw honesty, footy insights, and enough laughs to keep you onside, this episode is a classic slice of Officially Underqualified.

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This week on Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg are back behind the mics and straight into the chaos of sport, sideline antics, and everything in between. From the under-15s soccer grand final at Runaway Bay to the pressure cooker moments of NRL finals footy, no story is too small, too controversial, or too ridiculous for these two to pick apart.

Matt kicks things off with his weekend at junior soccer, complete with beers at 9:30 am, dodgy sideline comments, and a goalie who stood tall despite the scoreboard. The boys then move quickly into golf chat, with Matt celebrating a 36-point round at Burleigh and Greg firing back with a 65 at Helensvale (Maybe??). Between tales of missed meetings, wedges that are “finally back,” and Ryder Cup predictions, it’s peak Underqualified golf nerding at its best.

But it's the footy finals where things really heat up. From the Bulldogs' baffling team management to the Raiders throwing away an 18-point lead against the Broncos, Matt and Greg dissect every play, every coaching decision, and every controversial call. Toby Sexton, Reed Mahoney, Brandon Smith comparisons, and Ricky Stuart's questionable scheduling all come under the blowtorch. Was Canberra's collapse down to youth, fitness, or just plain stupidity? Did Brisbane prove they've got the grit for a premiership tilt? And how dumb was Ricky to push for a Sunday arvo game against the fittest side in the comp?

The boys don't stop at the NRL, either. They weigh in on Tommy Fleetwood's FedEx Cup win, the LIV vs PGA divide, and why golf just isn't the same anymore. Along the way, there are sidetracks into player arrogance, coaching presentation days, and the kind of pub talk you only get when two blokes are half-serious, half-taking the piss, and fully committed to giving their underqualified opinions.

From grassroots sport to professional meltdowns, it’s another wild ride of laughs, rants, and hot takes. Strap in, grab a beer, and remember: if you're looking for expert analysis, you're in the wrong place.

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After a brief hiatus, Officially Underqualified is back, and Matt and Greg have plenty to say. This episode kicks off with the usual banter, a Red Rooster lunch review, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation before diving straight into a jam-packed sports chat. From golf clubs and wedge fittings to NRL finals predictions, the boys bring their trademark mix of humour, insight, and chaos to the mic.

Matt reflects on turning 50 and navigating a busy schedule while Greg juggles family life, business pressures, and a back that refuses to cooperate. The pair trade stories from the course and discuss the mental game of chipping, new gear, and how golf has become both a challenge and a form of escape.

But it's footy season that really gets them fired up. They break down the last rounds of the NRL, celebrating a personal connection as a friend of Matt's son makes his debut for the Titans. The boys analyse Penrith's decision to rest 16 players, the Broncos' chances heading into the finals, and why the Raiders might just have the game plan to disrupt Melbourne's dominance. With honest commentary, strong opinions, and a few laughs at their own teams' expense, they dissect what's gone wrong for Manly and what's working for Brisbane.

The chat doesn't stop at league – the boys cover Oscar Piastri's rise in Formula 1, a shoutout to "The Admiral" and his over-35s football triumph, and a look at the EPL season, including Arsenal and Liverpool's ongoing battle.

As always, there's plenty of banter: from the mystery of NRLW scheduling to sponsorship fantasies (ice cream companies, call us), and even a nostalgic story about a McDonald's manager nicknamed "Eat the Profits." The lads finish with their tipping predictions, some lighthearted betting banter, and a promise to bring more episodes now that life has calmed down.

This episode is everything you love about Officially Underqualified: raw, unfiltered sports talk, genuine camaraderie, and a reminder that sometimes being "underqualified" is exactly what makes it fun. Whether you're here for the laughs, the league insights, or the golf chat, this one's a must-listen.

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It's Friday night, the footy's on, and Greg and Matt are in full "Officially Underqualified" mode, equal parts banter, breakdown, and brutal honesty. What starts with a tongue-in-cheek debate about "pure sex appeal" and the dangers of wearing the wrong pants in a strong breeze quickly spirals into the week's big topics: player imports, club culture, coaching burnout, and why the Gold Coast rugby scene is as unpredictable as the NRL bunker.

Matt kicks off with some listener mail from long-time fan Callum, cheekily calling out his son's first-grade side for recruiting a busload of English imports. That sets off a deep dive into the pros and cons of overseas recruitment, the importance of building from within, and how quickly club culture can turn into "us vs them." Matt lays out the inside story, from the coach's sacking to Luke's injuries, and explains why, despite the unrest, the competition still needs more than just two or three strong teams.

From there, the conversation shifts to the grind and glory of coaching junior sport. Greg reflects on the emotional rollercoaster of a season, from pre-season frustrations to the mid-year magic when the kids "finally get it," before reality sets in and everyone counts down to the last whistle. Both hosts share the tug-of-war between wanting to coach for the good of the kids and wanting to simply be a parent on the sideline, plus the hard truth that stepping back can make you appreciate (and be appreciated for) the role even more.

Naturally, it wouldn't be "Officially Underqualified" without a hefty serve of NRL talk. The boys unpack the Penrith v Melbourne clash, including Nathan Cleary's contentious try, the Harry Grant penalty call, and why Golden Point has lost its shine. They propose alternatives, ranging from extra time with "win by two" rules to stricter officiating in the dying minutes, while also exploring the week's other controversies, such as obstruction rulings, bunker inconsistencies, and the distinction between managing results and officiating the game.

There's also a detour into the Bulldogs' baffling mid-season shake-up, swapping out two spine players while sitting on top of the ladder — and why that move might go down as one of the great NRL self-sabotages. As always, the banter flows into EPL territory, with Arsenal and Manchester United's prospects copping both praise and pot-shots, and a few eyebrow-raising side stories about player scandals and the strange ways professional sports can quietly sideline troublemakers.

With tips for the weekend, predictions for finals footy, and the usual mix of sharp analysis and sharp-tongued humour, this episode captures everything fans love about the show: mates who know their stuff, say it how they see it, and aren't afraid to stir the pot, even if it's their own club in the firing line.

So, crack a drink, settle in, and get ready for footy talk that's as unfiltered as it is unqualified.

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