KC & DC enter the studio to try and explain away the next hour for those who give up or succumb to *douche chills.

*Trigger Warning - This episode may cause severe douche chills and/or trigger an equestriaphobic fit.

Like a baby taking its first step...down a flight of stairs (16:00)

Gold mining in the shit pile (19:00)

Giving ‘KC and DC’ tasks their future selves won’t do. (21:00)

DC pulls the “Franchise Player" card at work. (22:20)

“Rubby Noises” (24:05)

Put them in coach. (24:25)

2018 Browns Starter roulette & Kentucky Derby goading. (26:40)

KC’s “Non-Equestrian-Inclined-Gallop-Hate” rant from The Calhoun Show (29:50)

Shut up so we can get obscurely foreign. (31:30)

Clean women and a pile of hay. (38:30)

KC pins the tail on the Derby. (47:00)

State Division lines are drawn and so are the hosts’ potential lines. (49:00)

Practicing sticking the landing. (51:30)

Vegas Expansion (with sound effects!) (53:30)

Intros, Intros, & KC excuses (1:01:00)

Find the Adam's Apple - I mean women's hammer throw and discus. (1:04:30)

Venus joins Brucelynn Jenner’s “He-Manly Women Vehicular Manslaughterer’s Club.” (1:06:00)

Snooker is Awful & DC’s Kid Pops Tomorrow (1:07:15)

State Shit Talk (1:11:00)

Sports Evolution (1:12:00)

Isle of Wight a.k.a “Isle of Token” (1:16:00)