Calling Your Name by LyraTalise

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

Let the world around us just fall apart by Temporal_discounting

Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71253786

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed and Stede work together to repair the teeny tiny Revenge. Set in a sort of nebulous time in between episodes 5 and 6 of Season 2.

Tags: Canon Compliant, Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, probation era, in a world where Ed's probation lasted longer than a day, taking it slow, Fluff, fixing things as a metaphor for repairing a relationship, talking it through as a crew, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins 

Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Intro/outro music: Florence and the Machine - Everybody Scream

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise (music and sfx free version)

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins 

Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Chapter 8/8 - this podfic is now complete!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Chapter 7/8

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/147075253

Chapter 6/8 - We're all caught up with the remaster, this podfic chapter is brand new!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Chapter 5/8 - Remastered and with new music!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146793109

Chapter 4/8 - Remastered and with new music!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Link to this chapter to see the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146660089

Chapter 3/8 (remastered and featuring new music!)

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146528212#workskin