My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

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God damn It Jimbo, stop asking me that you sick demented perverted child molester pile of shit. I will not do that (the aforementioned title of this episode) you have some serious issues you need to work out. I know you did all this so you would go to jail of your own accord because that is the only place where you can freely get spit roasted (for those unfamiliar with the term it means to have a mans penis in your mouth and another man's penis in your ass at the same time...kinda like a pig at a luau....). So, Jimbo, I don't think its a good idea for you to go to prison because that's what you have been wanting all along. It is your disgustingly shameful oasis of men of all races that you get to suck off and get fucked by all day long. That is what you dream of you sick pervert. To each their own but where do you draw the line. You need serious help my micro phallus adoptive pile of shit wish I never met you father....you have many mental health issues. This last recording is a bit fuzzy as the AC is running at full blast. Funny fact: Jimbo likes to run the AC and then squirt some substance all over himself while watching Saved by The Bell and fantasize about Mario Lopez who oddly plays AC Slater on the show. He did this almost every day when we were younger because SBTB (Saved By The Bell) was always on some channel or another. God bless syndication rights is what he always said. Anyway, that is a series of memories I would rather not have. Jimbo I now understand that you were jerking off to SBTB reruns in front of your own kids. Now that is super fucked up. You're a sick wacky bastard. You need to be literally fucking killed for that shit. I would be happy to carry that out for you whenever the need arises. Interestingly enough, that time is fucking now. I am going to hunt you down and cut your fucking head off you sick demented perverted fuck. You are as good as dead. I cant fucking wait for that moment when I catch you and Tessa and a few terrible others. I had a dream where I decapitated you and tessa. I willl make sure to bring a rain jacket or slicker. That shit gets messy as fuck. Oh and gollashis or rain boots. Because once that blood starts pooling sandals are no bueno. If you know what I mean. Thanks to Dexter...i certainly do.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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