Hedley Lamar's pocket lipstick cell phone buys old movie talk from the Boys until it gives way to a Colonel Sanders talk-fest back when there was only 5 herbs and no spices, the col sold his 1st empty bucket at 12 years old until he thought of putting a live chicken in it. Egg Dough Boiling grease finger licking mixed with 3 more herbs and 1 spice with more dough covered live chicken. Our assurance to you: No necrophilia. Double fried brow diddled chicken feather finger looking good then sold to tiny school fiends until finally all 11 herbs and spices were added. KFC double-dipped double crust hand dipped dobbs dotted alien finger lickin eyes finally the real all 11 and the Nazi-hatin' recipe is complete. Philo offers his nostril mining tips and tricks. Crappy but free schwag.