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Oily Baby Rubs (aka the gay episode): Faceshopping by Sophie, Daughters, Bobby Good Times, Pleasure Coach Robert Patrick, Hercules, I'm not a cat lawyer
Hold onto your britches, it's time for another episode of Pop Uncultured, and this one goes out to all the guys out there, all the delicious, supple men and their nubile bodies. No girls allowed! Only gay men can listen to this. Thanks to long-nipple muscleman Rob Patrick, I - accompanied by Draque and JY - have learned the best techniques for man-rubbing. First, he shows us how to rub men on a dog, then he shows us how to hug men on a man, then he shows us how to rub men on a man. Seems kind of reductive to type it out that way, but that's really it...I can't describe what happens any better than that.
In our search to incriminate this old man and his balloon-animal nipples, we trip and stumble our way into other unlikely heroes. Bobby Good Times, super cool Chicago motorcycle man. Hercules, THE pleasure coach, Rob Patrick's fat nemesis. A cat who learned to speak and managed to pass the Bar Exam. If all that shit doesn't get your juices flowing, then just wait til you hear what happens next: we listen to bad music and I say the word "abrasive" 30 times. Wow, how about that? I think that's mostly it. We talk about anime, and surprisingly that's the gayest thing in the whole episode.
OBS hurt my feelings so audio is a little wonky in the second half. Diggety deal with it.
R8
Timestamps
- 07:14 Massage Tips #5: Men Are Dogs by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/9rmmptqhCJg
- 24:39 Massage Tips #4: “Necking” by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/uzlksgTJQik
- 30:09 Back to the Unicult website http://unicoleunicron.com/
- 33:59 Unicron's magic dildo for millenials https://www.etsy.com/listing/618502781/rose-quartz-phallus-pleasure-wand-dildo?ref=shop_home_active_48
- 36:11 Flashback to Anime theme song discussion (watching the 97 Berserk trailer) https://youtu.be/IXL5r3n862U
- 43:36 Bobby “Good Times” Instagram (failed pleasure coach google search) https://www.instagram.com/bobbygt/?hl=en
- 59:46 ULTRAmassage #1 by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/f2VL0ye6FG4
- 01:21:43 Faceshopping by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU
- 01:26:53 Ponyboy by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/uERIXLWeik0
- 01:29:48 (WARNING) HEAVY TRAP METAL etc etc by DontStopMusic! https://youtu.be/4MeMkgVVXj4
- 01:30:46 Long Road, No Turns by Daughters https://youtu.be/MA4ROGkskbw
- 01:42:43 'I'm not a cat': lawyer gets stuck on Zoom kitten filter during court case by Guardian News https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8
- 01:49:58 Fat greek Hercules personal pleasure coaching website http://www.thepleasurecoach.org/
- 01:50:52 Gross article from Hercules' twitter https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/apr/25/love-in-an-old-climate-posters-celebrate-the-joy-of-sex-in-later-life?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
- 01:54:34 Pop Uncultured twitter, follow me for no reason I won't follow you back https://twitter.com/PUncultured
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3.4
55 ratings
Hold onto your britches, it's time for another episode of Pop Uncultured, and this one goes out to all the guys out there, all the delicious, supple men and their nubile bodies. No girls allowed! Only gay men can listen to this. Thanks to long-nipple muscleman Rob Patrick, I - accompanied by Draque and JY - have learned the best techniques for man-rubbing. First, he shows us how to rub men on a dog, then he shows us how to hug men on a man, then he shows us how to rub men on a man. Seems kind of reductive to type it out that way, but that's really it...I can't describe what happens any better than that.
In our search to incriminate this old man and his balloon-animal nipples, we trip and stumble our way into other unlikely heroes. Bobby Good Times, super cool Chicago motorcycle man. Hercules, THE pleasure coach, Rob Patrick's fat nemesis. A cat who learned to speak and managed to pass the Bar Exam. If all that shit doesn't get your juices flowing, then just wait til you hear what happens next: we listen to bad music and I say the word "abrasive" 30 times. Wow, how about that? I think that's mostly it. We talk about anime, and surprisingly that's the gayest thing in the whole episode.
OBS hurt my feelings so audio is a little wonky in the second half. Diggety deal with it.
R8
Timestamps
- 07:14 Massage Tips #5: Men Are Dogs by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/9rmmptqhCJg
- 24:39 Massage Tips #4: “Necking” by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/uzlksgTJQik
- 30:09 Back to the Unicult website http://unicoleunicron.com/
- 33:59 Unicron's magic dildo for millenials https://www.etsy.com/listing/618502781/rose-quartz-phallus-pleasure-wand-dildo?ref=shop_home_active_48
- 36:11 Flashback to Anime theme song discussion (watching the 97 Berserk trailer) https://youtu.be/IXL5r3n862U
- 43:36 Bobby “Good Times” Instagram (failed pleasure coach google search) https://www.instagram.com/bobbygt/?hl=en
- 59:46 ULTRAmassage #1 by Bob Patrick Hultz https://youtu.be/f2VL0ye6FG4
- 01:21:43 Faceshopping by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU
- 01:26:53 Ponyboy by SOPHIE https://youtu.be/uERIXLWeik0
- 01:29:48 (WARNING) HEAVY TRAP METAL etc etc by DontStopMusic! https://youtu.be/4MeMkgVVXj4
- 01:30:46 Long Road, No Turns by Daughters https://youtu.be/MA4ROGkskbw
- 01:42:43 'I'm not a cat': lawyer gets stuck on Zoom kitten filter during court case by Guardian News https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8
- 01:49:58 Fat greek Hercules personal pleasure coaching website http://www.thepleasurecoach.org/
- 01:50:52 Gross article from Hercules' twitter https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/apr/25/love-in-an-old-climate-posters-celebrate-the-joy-of-sex-in-later-life?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
- 01:54:34 Pop Uncultured twitter, follow me for no reason I won't follow you back https://twitter.com/PUncultured