The Puzzling Evidence Show starts safely enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a vestigial dreamfield beckoning callers to be active and contact the Show. The Callers begin tumbling in around 3:36 discussing forgotten recipes involving tobasco sauce. Philo reads from and discusses anal passages from Boys Will Be Boys and the Show's  Everything Disclaimer Form. Philo shuffles papers and reads THE SPECIAL NOTE to the memory of 3 minutes ago. Caller wants to talk about Icarus and Daedalus Burning Men. It's like a different word for fun. Utilize the day, it's highly flatulent. Detailing their brutal response, Philo slaps a dangerous oil-soaked fruit pie, mutilates an Arnold Palmer donut, and monitors a previously unknown appendage stump. PuzzEv just laughs and tosses the vaunted Golden Turd into a box of ninja stars and slides the box behind his canoe under an old blanket of his own design.

The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show: It has all the characteristics of a good radio show , but the characteristics get lost on the way there and arrive too late to help.