Why do people act like a house being built in 1904 automatically makes it superior? In this episode, we talk about when "they don't make 'em like this anymore" becomes code for crooked floors, no insulation, and vintage asbestos.

Then—let’s talk hurt feelings and hard stats. I break down why posting a list of top-selling country artists somehow offended people... even though I didn’t write the numbers, I just read them. (Blame Billboard. Or math.)

And finally, the longest-charting country song of all time? It’s not who you think. Spoiler: It’s not even technically country. Let’s get into it.