May-December romances aren't all that! Justine's cousin, Box Cutter Mel(Instagram: @Melanie390 | TikTok: @melaniemoore6), makes her guest debut in this episode and tells the tale about her wrinkled cowboy boot-wearing ex, "David". Laughter ensues throughout, and Justine shares her own story about an old dude she dated who, unbeknownst to her, was a sex offender.

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://okvibes.wordpress.com/2017/09/10/old-man-please-thirsty/