Inevitably, we reach into the John Hughes oeuvre, and — hey, who took the oeuvre? BUELLER! Yes, it’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, in which weirdly popular Matthew Broderick manipulates his friends, the mean ol’ dean of students, a lot of answering machines — and maybe the fabric of spacetime itself?

Ferris Bueller’s the kind of kid I really would have hated in high school.

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