A bunch of us black-palms get together and set our analytical lasers to beautify and/or brutally dissect Logan’s Run, the iconic 1976 sci-fi tale in which the color-coded denizens of a future Epcot Center live an erotically convenient, hermetically sealed life — then die a state-mandated, Cirque du Soleilesque death at 30. And for those who enjoy old people rambling and naming their cats, there’s the second half of the movie.

I guess once you can beam sex people into your apartment, maybe you don’t need TV and cameras anymore?

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