From the mind (or perhaps some other body part) of Joel Schumacher springs 1987’s The Lost Boys, about a California beach town infested with gays vampires. Will the dreamy young newcomer be turned homosexual nocturnal by these timeless rummage-sale-costumed hooligans, or can the ’80s super duo of Feldman/Haim actually save him from perversity immortality? Join our three-quarters vampiric gay panel to find out! (And if the “sub”text gets to be too much, just relax and bask in the glory of Oily Sax Guy.)

This creates a threatening atmosphere, ’cause you know kids with shaved heads and day laborers are very frightening to normal people.

Podcasters: Robert, Tim, Jack, Justin

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