Marshall kicks things off with his highly questionable suggestions for new Olympic events in swimming and track & field. Spoiler: the IOC will not be calling.

Then things take a hard left as he brings up a BBC article about a Spanish soccer player facing backlash for hiring entertainers with dwarfism. Gunter and Marshall attempt to unpack the situation… but let’s be honest, staying on topic isn’t their strong suit.

Between Olympic fantasies, scandal commentary, and tangent after tangent (yes, the pun was intended), this episode is what you expect: off the rails, barely filtered, and somehow still hilarious.