Lizzy doesn't like that her horoscopes are bending to fit the news. Her circadian rhythm is off, and she worries about maintaining her sanity. Luckily, her talented guest Chase Bernstein, who you may have recently seen on Late Night w Lilly Singh, helps her stay grounded with talk of "the market," Love Is Blind, and her disdain for sour cream. Today's lovely jingle is by Larry Forte.